Posted: Saturday, December 11, 2010
Sex Ed Rocks by I Set My Friends On Fire
Sex Ed Rocks
Tuning:Drop D
Intro
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----444---------4---------------444-------4444-----11----------------------|
G|----777---------7(x20)----------777-------7777---14--(x8)------------------|
D|00--------000---------7-3-8--00------000---------------------12-12-0-------|
A|00--------000---------7-3-8--00------000---------------------12-12-0-------|
D|00--------000---------7-3-8--00------000---------------------12-12-0-------|
.. ... .. ...
Verse
e|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----77------77-----------75-----5/7--77----------33----33-------------------|
D|0----xx--00--xx--00--0----x-x--0--x-x--xx-----0----xx-00-xx--0----------------|
A|0----55--00--55--00--0----53--0--3/5--55--1--0----11-00-11--01---------------|
D|0(x7)----00------00--0(x7)-----0-----------0--0(x7)---00-----00---------------|
. .. . . . . .. .
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|------1097----7-/-9-/10-/12-----------------------| (x2)
D|0------xxx----x-/-x-/-x-/-x-----------------------|
A|0------875----5-/-7-/-8-/10-----------------------|
D|0(x7)-----------------------------------------------|
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Chorus
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|---------5--------------------------| (x4)
D|--3------5--------------------------|
A|--3------3(x16)---------------------|
D|--3(x16)----------------------------|
Verse 1st 2nd
e|-----------------------------------------------|------|----------------------|
B|-------------------------------6----6---6----6-|--666-|----------------------|
G|-----10-------------9----------9----9---9----9-|--999-|----------------------|
D|0-----x(x4)--0------x-------00---00---0---00---|00----|-0-7-----------------|
A|0-----8------0------7(x4)---00---00---0---00---|00----|-0-7-----------------|
D|0(x8)--------0(x8)----------00---00---0---00---|00----|-0-7-----------------|
. . .. .. . .. .. .
end on
e|-------------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------6----6---6---666|---------------------------------|
G|----14-------------12------9----9---9---999|(x2)-----------------------------|
D|0----x-(x4)--0------x---00---00---0---00---|-------8-7-----------------------|
A|0---12-------0-----10---00---00---0---00---|-------8-7---7*b-----------------|
D|0(x8)--------0(x8)------00---00---0---00---|-------8-7-----------------------|
. . .. .. . ..
Breakdown
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|0------(find pattern of mutes)-----------------------------------------------|
A|0----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|0----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|10-10-10---12-12-12---14-14-14----12-12--10-10----9----10-10-10--9-9-9-------|
A|-x--x--x----x--x--x----x--x--x-----x--x---x--x----x-----x--x--x--x-x-x-------|
D|-8--8--8---10-10-10---12-12-12----10-10---8--8----7(x6)-8--8--8--7-7-7-------|
Chorus
Break Down 2
e|(8)----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|(8)----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|(8)-------------------------------------------2*-------------------------|
D|-----0------(find pattern of mutes)---100100-----------------------------|
A|-----0--------------------------------100100--------(this a few times)---|
D|-----0--------------------------------000000-----------------------------|
. .. ..
| b Bend
| * Pinch
| / slide up
| slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
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version 2
F C G B
There comes a time in every mans life
F C G B
when he grows hair where it used to be bare
F C G B
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
F C G B
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
F C G B
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
F C G B
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
Chorus:
F C G B
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
F C G B
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
F C G B
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
F C G B
Just forget what the others have said
F C G B
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
F C G B
And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
F C G B
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
F C G B
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
F C G B
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
F C G B
And did we mention
F C G B
The risk of getting STDs
F C G B
Not just gross hookers have it
F C G B
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
F C G B
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
F C G B
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
F C G B
Wait a second this is not about sports
F C G B
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
Chorus:
F C G B
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
F C G B
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
F C G B
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
F C G B
Just forget what the others have said
F C G B
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
F C G B
Your body is growing
F C G B
You will get hairy
F C G B
Your little voice will start to change
F C G B
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
F C G B
Your pits will stink
F C G B
You'll get zits on your face
F C G B
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
F C G B
So listen to this song every day
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